Hat tip to L for what has to be one of the strangest ads I’ve seen in awhile. The media has been full of stories of homeowners burying statues of St. Joseph in their yards to help home sales. But now you can skip the muss, fuss, and embarassment of your neighbors catching you at it. You can buy a VIRTUAL St. Joseph for only $4.99 each! (Bulk discounts for realtors and flippers):
This is just the virtual hand painted poly statue. There is also a virtual hand carved wooden one- virtual granite and travertine versions available soon!
So how does this work?
You buy it, and we do the rest!
You do not have shipping or tracking problem. No waiting for delivery. No messing around with dirt and trowels. No snoopy neighbors will see you plant the statue. 100% confidential.
You will receive nothing in the mail. All you need is faith and all you have to do is pray.
Available worldwide and online only, you can order in minutes. Include your address with your order, and we will virtually "plant" a statue in your house front yard. It’s that easy! All you have to do is wait for the buyers.
Payment via Paypal, Visa or Mastercard couldn’t be any easier.If you are an agent or have multiple properties to sell, please contact us for bulk sale prices.
I wonder how many virtual suckers they get?
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Twist -
Maybe the Halifax Archdiocese could use this to sell their recently deconsecrated St Joseph’s Church on Russell Street.
John-
Maybe we need to think more creatively- have our own line of “virtual” products. Just think, no shipping costs, no inventory issues, no capital outlay- all P and no E.
Twist -
I’m not so sure.
Wouldn’t we need to pay Ms Chung before we rebuilt the Castle in 2L?