Hat tip to L  for what has to be one of the strangest ads I’ve seen in awhile.  The media has been full of stories of homeowners burying statues of St. Joseph in their yards to help home sales.  But now you can skip the muss, fuss, and embarassment of your neighbors catching you at it.  You can buy a VIRTUAL St. Joseph for only $4.99 each! (Bulk discounts for realtors and flippers):

In this tight housing market thousands of people have asked for
Saint Joseph’s intercession to sell their houses!

 *Are you having trouble selling your home?
* Are you an out-of-town homeowner?
* Does your neighbor have a heavenly advantage over you?

Buy a virtual St. Joseph statue to help sell your home.
These statues are ideal for out-of-town homeowners.
Whatever your religion, St. Joseph will be with you in spirit. 

This is just the virtual hand painted poly statue.  There is also a virtual hand carved wooden one- virtual granite and travertine versions available soon!

So how does this work?

You buy it, and we do the rest!

You do not have shipping or tracking problem. No waiting for delivery. No messing around with dirt and trowels. No snoopy neighbors will see you plant the statue. 100% confidential.

You will receive nothing in the mail. All you need is faith and all you have to do is pray.

Available worldwide and online only, you can order in minutes. Include your address with your order, and we will virtually "plant" a statue in your house front yard. It’s that easy! All you have to do is wait for the buyers.

Payment via Paypal, Visa or Mastercard couldn’t be any easier.

If you are an agent or have multiple properties to sell, please contact us for bulk sale prices.

I wonder how many virtual suckers they get?