Good afternoon everyone. My name is Twist, and I am honored to have been chosen to speak at this month’s meeting of B.E.A.R.S. (The Basically Everyone Against Real Estate Society) I have been asked to speak today about security leaks within our organization, and the threat we now face from without.
As you know, we are an extremely large group, consisting of virtually everyone outside the REIC. I need not remind you that it is our goal to bring down the U.S. economy, the free world as we know it, and realtors. (Although not necessarily in that order.) While I believe that we have done an excellent job of hiding our conspiracy for the past few years, especially given our size, we have underestimated our opponent, and it appears that they now suspect our existence.
