I usually get my best spam from M and from L, who are inundated by real estate flyers on a daily basis. Today however, I thought I’d post three that arrived yesterday in my personal email. It’s a bit of a change from the online pharmacies and Nigerian millionaires:
Dear Customer
Are you tired of seeking loans and Mortgages,have you been turned down
constantly By your banks and other financial institutions,We offer any form of
loan to individuals and corporate bodies at low interest rate.If you are
interested in taking a loan,feel free to contact us today,we promise to offer
you the best services ever.Just give us a try,because a trial will convince you.What are your Financial needs?
Do you need a business loan?
Do you need a personal loan?
Do you want to buy a car?
Do you want to refinance?
Do you need a mortgage loan?
Do you need a huge capital to start off your business proposal or expansion?Have you lost hope and you think there is no way out, and your financial burdens
still persists?
AND
THEN THERE WAS
For those analysts who are having trouble seeing signs of recession, perhaps they should check their inbox. These looks like signs of the times to me.
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I’m a tax accountant and most of my clients are real estate agents. Over the past few days they’ve been forwarding me the following spam they received:
“How would you like to LEGALLY pay NO INCOME TAX on the commissions you make in 2008, no matter where you live or how much money you make?
Better yet, how would you like to GET A TAX REFUND FROM THE GOVERNMENT FOR ALL THE INCOME TAX YOU PAID IN 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 AND 2007?
As a full time licensed Realtor, I was skeptical at first, until numerous accountants and tax lawyers showed me the sections of the IRS Tax Code that LEGALLY allow Real Estate Professionals to PAY NO INCOME TAX in 2008, and GET A REFUND ON ALL INCOME TAX PAID IN THE LAST 5 YEARS.
Cash Back From the Government Guaranteed by an Act of Congress!
My brokerage has just published a FREE 8 Page Special Report:
How Realtors Can LEGALLY Pay No Income Tax in 2008
And Get a Refund for All Income Tax Paid in the Previous 5 Years
Go to http://www.NoTaxForRealtors.com to download it for FREE now.
The report contains all the details and explains exactly how to do it. It cites the Act of Congress that authorized this tax break, and includes web links to the relevant sections of the IRS Tax Code so you can share them with your Accountant.
This Special Report is only going to be FREE for a limited time!”
Now, of course my clients were curious until i assured them it’s just somebody sellin something (FYI…it can be discredited by simply knowing the statute of limitations for claiming a refund is three years and this guy claims you can go back to get money five years). The point is that my clients and myself are seeing less viagra spam and MUCH more real estate related spam.
AZSaluki-
Spam is sort of the “late night advertising” of the internet- it always seems to try and appeal to the most vulnerable. Usually “sex sells”. Now it looks like a number of spammers are banking on financial desperation.
The same kids that were told to “Just Say No” to drug dealers are now old enough to “Just Say No” to bailout scams (the Crack of 2008/09?).
Eerily, I almost thought that was Shaq for a second in the Citi ad – I thought, wow, that was some fast work by their marketing department.
Collections Agents are the new Mortgage Brokers.
(Igor: “Short” – Citigroup?)