Thanks as always to L for forwarding me his great junk emails.

When I first saw this ad, my thought was, "I can’t believe these zero down, zero closing things are still around":

Like some of those cheap airline fares however, this program has just a few restrictions.  O.K., maybe more than a few.

Note the itty-bitty asterisks that direct you down to the itty-bitty type at the bottom of the ad.  I thought I’d save Doomers the eye-strain of reading the original though.  Here’s what the fine print says:

$0 move-in requires up-front earnest money deposit when buyer signs purchase agreement, but deposit is refundable at closing, making it $0 to move in.  However, if purchase does not close, deposit may be lost and its disposition will be subject to the terms of the purchase agreement.  Many features/upgrades are preselected and included in cost of home.  Buyer may be required to pay for any additional features/upgrades and is responsible for all taxes, insurance and other fees.  Plans, inventory pricing financing, terms availability and specifications subject to change/prior sale without notice and may vary by neighborhood, lot location and home series.  Restrictions and limitations may apply.

Not all buyers may qualify.  Offer valid on FHA loan programs only.  Restrictions apply.  Scenario assumes borrower qualifies for and receives down payment assistance (DPA) from a qualified third party non-profit DPA program provider accepted by KB Home.  See KB Home representative for eligible providers.  Scenario assumes the buyer qualifies for an FHA fixed-rate mortgage loan where KB Home will contribute all of buyer’s closing costs.  Scenario assumes the buyer has good credit, sets up a tax & insurance escrow account, and provides full documentation. This offer is subject to underwriting guidelines which limit 3rd party contributions, and is available only for owner-occupied homes.  Loan amount limits and other conditions apply.  Program guidelines effective 4/26/08 and subject to change witout notice.  This offer is only available through Countrywide KB Home Loans, however financing may be obtained through any other lender.  Buyer must sign sales contract between 5/8/08 and 6/30/08 and follow the terms of the agreement.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

Zero down, zero closing may still be around, but the programs aren’t the free and easy loans of a few years ago.