My nomination for "Strangest Housing ‘Recovery’ Plan" I’ve heard recently goes to Irwin Kellner, chief economist for MarketWatch.  Here’s the plan he proposed yesterday to speed recovery in the housing market:

What the government can do to speed up this process is to establish a modestly-capitalized agency that will offer to buy any house up for sale at a price not greater than three times median household incomes in each market. As I pointed out last week, the national average is currently 3.6 times.

This will effectively put a floor under housing prices, thereby encouraging buyers to resume shopping for homes. The banks, now more likely to retain these loans, will also want to see prices stabilize, since they don’t want to see borrowers owe more money than their house is worth.

Once home prices find their level, the value of securities backed by home mortgages will, too. This should put an end to constant and recurring markdowns, which are responsible for today’s mess.

I have two questions for Mr. Kellner.  One:  Do you have any idea what a plan like this would cost? Here’s a couple of numbers to put this in perspective.  According to the National Association of Realtors, There are currently 4,669,000 homes for sale at an average price of $254,000. [I'm not quite certain where Kellner comes up with his 3.6 times figure, according to Wickipedia, the national median income was $50K last year.]

Ignoring the massive haircut then that the banks would take if the government pays an average of $150K as opposed to the average price now of $254K, and even assuming they only bought 10% of them, you’d be looking at about $70 billion- and they’ve got to maintain them. [Yeah I've made a number of assumptions here- the point is this would cost BIG BUCKS.] Oh- and what about local taxes and HOA fees- do you think Uncle Sam will want to pay those as well?

Second question:  What in heck would the government do with all of these houses?  If they left them empty and boarded up they would blight neighborhoods.  Bulldozing them might be a slight improvement, but vacant lots aren’t much better.  They could give them away, but that would cause a further deterioration in the price of other houses.

Kellner’s plan is another "hurricane prevention plan" that won’t work.  You can’t stop a hurricane- you have to let it blow through and pick up the pieces.  Falling home prices are causing havoc- but the government can’t stop them.