There are those who say we shouldn’t worry about the $700 billion price tag on this bailout- after all it could end up being a money maker for the American taxpayer.  PIMCO’s Bill Gross is one of these optimists:

NEW YORK, Sept 21 (Reuters) – Pimco’s Bill Gross said on Sunday the U.S. government could make money from its $700 billion proposal to buy bad mortgages from banks in a bid to contain the credit crisis.

The federal government "stands a good chance of making a profit" from the plan, Gross, the chief investment officer of Pacific Investment Management Co. (Pimco), told CNN television.

Here’s a hint though at what taxpayers are liable to be paying for these assets:

 All of a sudden mortgage backed securities are looking more expensive:


Troubled residential and commercial mortgage assets are posting their biggest rallies in months on expectations the U.S. Treasury’s plan to relieve financial institutions of beaten-down assets will help find the elusive floor for nearly $8 trillion in assets.

"The government has stepped up to its role as ‘capital provider of last resort’," JPMorgan Chase & Co. strategist Christopher Flanagan said in a client note. "Asset price erosion due to inadequate capital availability, in the face of extraordinary fundamental value in many instances, is now largely off the table."

The top "AAA" slice of the ABX 07-1 index rocketed higher by nearly 8 points on Monday, [graph is 07-02] doubling the move from Friday and erasing at least three months of losses. Lower-rated subprime bond indexes bumping close to zero in recent months jumped by 1/2 point to more than 2 points.

So what does this mean for the taxpayer?

 

As the government weighs how to bail out the financial sector, the plan’s engineers face a dilemma.

The higher the prices the government pays for troubled mortgage securities held by banks, the more the rescue will bolster those banks and sustain the lending that is vital to the broader economy. But higher prices would also mean a worse deal for taxpayers.

In other words, the more effective the plan, the more expensive it will ultimately be.

Under both the Bush administration’s proposal and many of the variations finding favor among Democrats, the government would buy up to $700 billion in shaky assets now on the books of financial companies. As the government does so, it will be forced to grapple with the same question that has vexed the brightest minds on Wall Street for more than a year: What are the darn things worth?

Whatever the dollar amount, the value just changed from "What the market will bear," to "What a sucker’s willing to pay."  Suckers don’t make money on their purchases- they overpay and lose their shirt.