Santa Requests $25 Billion Bailout From Congress

Things are rough everywhere these days, even at the North Pole.  More expensive gift requests have hit Santa hard: [Hat tip Freedom's Phoenix!]

 

Poor Santa is going to have to get in line.  The list of who’s applying for a place at the trough has gotten rather long.

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3 Comments for this entry

  1. Yossarian says:

    Et tu, Brute?

  2. surak says:

    That was good. Actually less ridiculous than the real bailout.

  3. metroplexual says:

    The way he talks I thought the north pole was in Jersey.

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