HOUSING DOOM: Barrie, Canada, March 24, 2009.
In an announcement that has shocked the financial world, US Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner has named Canadian Port-O-Potty and Kondratieff re-Cycling specialist K. Winter Sanitation, Inc. as the prime contractor in America’s effort to clean up Wall Street’s toxic efforts.
As an initial measure, emergency supplies of replacement Collateralized Loan Obligations are expected to arrive in New York from Northern Ontario around Friday morning.
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LATER: Oh well, it was a nice thought 
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So, the plan is a bunch of magic trucks with large hoses will show up and make the
shtoxic assets disappear. Of course, all that has really happened is the movement of the assets to one holding pond that the government is paying to maintain. Is that about right?Sadly, I don’t see the joke in there..
Linenoise-
That’s not how I see it playing out. Let the zombie banks declare bankruptcy, then let a sanitation company dispose of the worthless paper in a landfill where it belongs.
I like it better than having taxpayers overpay for the stuff.
Linenoise -
… I guess that means my comic timing hasn’t improved since Safety Net XII