Bentham’s Panopticon crossed with Posturegate, Doom appreciates the many levels of irony in the Pickett’s Charge of Tech Bubble 2.0 happening as an oh-so polite but massive introverts’ riot peaking at 6:30 in the morning. While Generation Y’s Fitzgerald will eventually feature this moment in a serious candidate for The Great American Novel, we can confidently count on Coupland to have a beta version up in plenty of time for this year’s Xmas ebook season. That weren’t no Cemetery Ridge they done tooked 😉
But let’s not allow a side show to distract us from the main event. It would seem that while out walking near Mahwah a couple of years ago one of Jet Propelled Money’s senior managers got bitten by a stray HFT tick, came down with a mild but slightly disabling case of Cryme Disease, so was not quite able to properly monitor their middle managers, who subsequently went completely against Capt Ahab’s harvesting directives. Anyway that’s our story and we’re sticking too it. Long live bonus season!