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	<title>Housing Doom &#187; Bubble humor</title>
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		<title>The Housing Bubble Was All A Commie Conspiracy ;-)</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/19/the-housing-bubble-was-all-a-commie-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[National Post&#39;s headline editor managed to bomb this Reuters article right Back To The Stone Age &#8230;
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&#34;Former Soviet Union to blame for housing bubble: Greenspan&#34;
	
The fall of the Soviet Union led to hundreds of millions of workers entering the global marketplace, he said in a paper to be presented to a Brookings Institution conference. This [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Post&#39;s headline editor managed to bomb this Reuters article right Back To The Stone Age &#8230;</p>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=2698103&amp;source=patrick.net">&quot;Former Soviet Union to blame for housing bubble: Greenspan&quot;<br />
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<blockquote><p>The fall of the Soviet Union led to hundreds of millions of workers entering the global marketplace, he said in a paper to be presented to a Brookings Institution conference. This new market-based workforce, Mr. Greenspan said, helped push up growth in the developing world. This in turn fuelled a global savings glut that drove down long-term interest rates, leading to an &quot;unsustainable boom&quot; in house prices, he said.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Attention Retail &amp; Institutional Investors: You Have Been Gifted</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/17/attention-retail-institutional-investors-you-have-been-gifted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bubble humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes my gmail alert slams me up against a pay wall.
Sometimes the resulting out-of-context quote is truly hilarious.
So as the Second District nears completion of their Doomsday Weapon at the old quarry site near Mahwah, let&#39;s just all enjoy this little gem.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes my gmail alert slams me up against a pay wall.</p>
<p>Sometimes the resulting out-of-context quote is truly hilarious.</p>
<p>So as the Second District nears completion of their Doomsday Weapon at the old quarry site near Mahwah, let&#39;s just all enjoy <a href="http://news.google.com/news?q=Like%20the%20boy%27s%20mother%20failing%20to%20appreciate%20the%20actions%20of%20the%20sailor%2C%20the%20critics%20of%20high%20frequency%20trading%20fail%20to%20appreciate%20the%20major%20contribution&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sa=N&amp;hl=en&amp;tab=wn">this little gem</a>.</p>
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<p><img alt="" height="143" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/HFT-sailor.gif" width="660" /></p>
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		<title>Beware Of Bobcat Living In Property</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/15/beware-of-bobcat-living-in-property/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#160; remember a few years back poking around some half-finished homes where the builder had gone into bankruptcy.&#160; The homes were located in Queen Creek, AZ. The homes were poorly constructed, and weren&#39;t being helped by being left out in the weather.&#160; Flooring had been warped by the rain, the roof underlayment was faded by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&nbsp; remember a few years back poking around some half-finished homes where the builder had gone into bankruptcy.&nbsp; The homes were located in Queen Creek, AZ. The homes were poorly constructed, and weren&#39;t being helped by being left out in the weather.&nbsp; Flooring had been warped by the rain, the roof underlayment was faded by the sun and a number of critters had moved in.&nbsp; When I walked in, a bunch of pigeons flew out.</p>
<p>About a year later, another builder bought the homes and finished them off.&nbsp; The walls were filled with bird nests and droppings.&nbsp; Some places were black and damp, but I&#39;m pretty sure the workmen just drywalled over it all.&nbsp; I&#39;ve always hoped that no one with severe allergies bought those things.</p>
<p>M has found a property that brings the whole critter issue up to a whole new level however.&nbsp; He sent me the listing for the property at 36452 N. 105th Pl., Scottsdale, AZ. [<em>MLS# 4333227</em>] Here&#39;s a picture of this 4,759 sq. ft. beauty:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" height="263" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Bobcat property.jpg" width="350" /></p>
<p>The listing says:</p>
<p><em>REO, Sold AS-IS, Home is incomplete in the beginning of construction, great for picking your own floor plan and upgrades. Beautiful mountain views, gated community, club house, community pool.</em></p>
<p>The Realtor comments states however:</p>
<p><img alt="" height="12" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Bobcat remarks.png" width="600" /></p>
<p>[<strong><em>Realtor Remarks:&nbsp; Please see documents tab to submit an offer.&nbsp; Lockbox code XXXX. Buyer to verify all facts and figures. BEWARE OF BOBCAT LIVING IN PROPERTY</em></strong>.]<span id="more-7463"></span></p>
<p>That&#39;s bad marketing.&nbsp; Clearly the listing should have said, <em>Enjoy viewing abundant wildlife from the comfort of your own living room</em>. [<em>After all, how many homes come complete with a watering hole in the front entryway?</em>]</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" height="263" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Bobcat entryway.jpg" width="350" /></p>
<p>The property is listed for $350K, for those of you looking to REALLY get back to nature.</p>
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		<title>Gov&#8217;t Backed Giant Zombies Routing Panicked Short Sellers?</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/10/govt-backed-giant-zombies-routing-panicked-short-sellers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bubble humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Igor is sort of torn between the &#34;markets can stay irrational&#34; meme and the &#34;Treasury keeping Shorty busy so he can&#39;t attack Spain&#34; conspiracy theory.
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BL&#38;BW (3/9): &#34;AIG, Citigroup, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac Shares Surge&#34;
	
AIG jumped 13 percent to $32.77 at 4 p.m. in New York. Citigroup Inc. advanced 7.3 percent to $3.82 as Charles Gasparino [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Igor is sort of torn between the <em>&quot;markets can stay irrational&quot;</em> meme and the <em>&quot;Treasury keeping Shorty busy so he can&#39;t attack Spain&quot;</em> conspiracy theory.</p>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-03-09/aig-citigroup-fannie-mae-freddie-mac-shares-surge-in-u-s-.html">BL&amp;BW (3/9): &quot;AIG, Citigroup, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac Shares Surge&quot;<br />
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<blockquote><p>AIG jumped 13 percent to $32.77 at 4 p.m. in New York. Citigroup Inc. advanced 7.3 percent to $3.82 as Charles Gasparino of Fox Business Network said the U.S. may sell its stake in the bank within three months, without saying where he got the information. Fannie Mae climbed 5.9 percent to $1.07, and Freddie Mac increased 7.6 percent to $1.28.</p></blockquote>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://money.cnn.com/2010/03/10/markets/thebuzz/">The Buzz (CNN Money, 3/10): Bailout Rage? Citi, AIG, Fannie, Freddie Surging &#8230;</a></h2>
<blockquote><p>It seems more likely that investors, or shall I say traders, are making bets on rumors that so far have no basis in fact. There was scuttlebutt Tuesday, for example, that the SEC was going to ban or limit short selling in companies in which the government has a stake.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hop on Pop? Mayor Bloomberg wants Tobin Tax on Coke, Pepsi</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/07/hop-on-pop-mayor-bloomberg-wants-tobin-tax-on-coke-pepsi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Igor&#39;s wondering why I&#39;m not just watching the Oscars.
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NYT: &#34;Bloomberg Says a Soda Tax &#8216;Makes Sense&#8217; &#34;
	
As the battle over the state budget and the looming multibillion-dollar gap becomes more intense, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg has stepped up his call for the Legislature to pass a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Igor&#39;s wondering why I&#39;m not just watching the Oscars.</p>
<p>&#8230; but is this bubble humor or what? <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/08/nyregion/08soda.html">NYT: &quot;Bloomberg Says a Soda Tax &lsquo;Makes Sense&rsquo; &quot;<br />
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<blockquote><p>As the battle over the state budget and the looming multibillion-dollar gap becomes more intense, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg has stepped up his call for the Legislature to pass a penny-per-ounce tax on soda to stave off major service cuts to education and health care.</p></blockquote>
<p>Heh, Mike &#8212; What about 1/10,000th of a cent applied to the HFT guys instead?</p>
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		<title>Patrick Stewart as Hank &#8212; Let the Casting Begin</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/07/patrick-stewart-as-hank-let-the-casting-begin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I can say about this weekend is &#8230; thank heavens it&#39;s almost over:
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MediaIte: &#34;HBO to Dramatize The Financial Meltdown In All Its Gory Details&#34;
Like those who enjoy their car-chases, their full-frontal nudes, their dance-and-song ensembles, the strip of the populace tickled by the thought of Hank Paulson cringing over a toilet is now, evidently, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I can say about this weekend is &#8230; thank heavens it&#39;s almost over:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Like those who enjoy their car-chases, their full-frontal nudes, their dance-and-song ensembles, the strip of the populace tickled by the thought of Hank Paulson cringing over a toilet is now, evidently, sufficient to launch a movie.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hurrah We&#8217;re Saved! Frank Spouting Pure Nonsense on Agency Debt</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/05/hurrah-were-saved-frank-spouting-pure-nonsense-on-agency-debt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A &#8220;whole range&#8221; of options is being considered for investors in the two government-seized companies, &#8220;from paying nothing to a haircut to whatever,&#8221; said Frank, whose committee oversees Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Congress will maintain the &#8220;status quo&#8221; and won&#8217;t make drastic changes to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac until a new system for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>A &ldquo;whole range&rdquo; of options is being considered for investors in the two government-seized companies, <strong>&ldquo;from paying nothing to a haircut to whatever,&rdquo;</strong> said Frank, whose committee oversees Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Congress will maintain the &ldquo;status quo&rdquo; and won&rsquo;t make drastic changes to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac until a new system for housing finance is in place, Frank said.</em></span></span> &#8211; BL<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>Housing Doom is <em>delighted</em> to report that Barney is now on the job and <a href="http://housingdoom.com/2010/03/02/agency-debt-undisambiguation-required-immediately/">the urgently required agencies undisambiguation project</a> is now well underway.&nbsp; Indeed Warren Gamaliel Harding himself could not have come up with a more compelling demonstration of utter cluelessness.&nbsp; It&#39;s exactly what America needed to support its T-bill sales.</p>
<p>Here&#39;s more from WaPo.<sup><a name="note2back"></a><a href="#note2">2</a></sup> Igor is already off to the House with Doom&#39;s bill for consulting services.&nbsp; This <em>was</em> our original idea after all <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<blockquote><p>The comments by Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, come despite <strong>the assumption of many investors that investments in the two mortgage finance giants are risk-free</strong>. Until now, federal officials &#8212; who took over Fannie and Freddie two years ago to save them from collapse &#8212; have signaled to the market that lending the companies money is just about as safe as lending to the U.S. government itself.<br />
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<p>	Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac <strong>use the proceeds of money raised from investors around the world to funnel cash to the housing market,</strong> providing a fresh supply of funds to make more home loans. <span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);">[a one-way flow, it would seem; who knew?]</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Of course the next step is for Acting FHooFAh Ed DeMarco to get up and contradict everything Barney just said, which will raise the level of doubt even further.</p>
<p><em><strong>Holy confidence builder, Batman!</strong></em>&nbsp; Timmy&#39;s gang reiterates support to the <em><strong>Enterprises</strong></em>, but take exquisite care to avoid mentioning <strong><em>their bonds.</em></strong><sup><a name="note3back"></a><a href="#note3">3</a></sup></p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;As we said in December, there should be no uncertainty about Treasury&#39;s commitment to support Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as they continue to play a vital role in the housing market during this current crisis,&quot; the statement from the Treasury said.</p></blockquote>
<p>This story is moving really fast. Fellow blogger and Doom reader W.C. Varones sends additional info which pointed at this &quot;clarification&quot; in BI of all places by Barney himself. Note we&#39;re still talking <strong>support for the <em>Companies</em> not the <em>Bonds</em></strong>.</p>
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<p>Come on you people, someone get Ed back from lunch. If someone responsible doesn&#39;t balance Frank with a firm statement of support for the <em>debt</em> as opposed to the <em>firms</em> there&#39;s going to be total pandemonium in world bond markets inside another couple of hours.<sup><a name="note4back"></a><a href="#note4">4</a></sup></p>
<blockquote><p>Margaret Kerins of RBS Securities said <strong>Frank&#39;s assessment that so-called agency debt is not fully backed by the government is incorrect.</strong> // &quot;Regardless of the ultimate outcome for the GSEs, <strong>we expect all agency debt outstanding and issued under GSE status to remain related to the government</strong>. Reducing support is <strong>contrary to all of the actions takes by the administration and Treasury</strong>,&quot; Kerins said in a research note.</p></blockquote>
<p>Great headline from Calculated Risk &#8212; lots of non-definitive statements happening &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.calculatedriskblog.com/2010/03/frank-fannie-freddie-investments-not.html">&quot;Frank: Fannie Freddie Investments not Risk Free, Treasury Clarifies&quot;<br />
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<p>So now Barney&#39;s <strong>retracting and non-retracting at the same time</strong>.<sup><a name="note5back"></a><a href="#note5">5</a></sup></p>
<blockquote><p>House Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank on Friday said he <strong>agrees with the Obama administration&#39;s decision to fully back</strong> Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bondholders to provide stability to the housing market and broader financial system.</p>
<p>	At the same time, the powerful committee chairman said it would be <strong>a mistake to give Fannie and Freddie bondholders the same legal status</strong> as holder of US government debt by putting their obligations on the federal books.</p></blockquote>
<p>Then FHooFAh Jim Lockhart <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=ajIEoZCommlk">did exactly the same thing (but with opposite polarity) </a>on October 22, 2008 in clarifying away remarks that an explicit guarantee was in.&nbsp; That time Ben Bernanke himself ended up looking silly explaining the resulting &quot;effective&quot; guarantee.&nbsp; I wonder if the bond vigilantes are really going to swallow the same double-speak pabulum just a year and a half later.</p>
<p>I think this makes a nice summary &#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>CRisk commenter Rob Dawg: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><em><strong>Treasury wants people to think there is a guarantee. Treasury needs to be able to claim there is no guarantee. Should either be tested; game over.</strong></em></span></p></blockquote>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-03-05/fannie-freddie-holders-shouldn-t-assume-guarantee-frank-says.html">&quot;Fannie, Freddie Holders Shouldn&rsquo;t Assume Guarantee&quot;</a>, by Dawn Kopecki, <em>Bloomberg / BusinessWeek</em>, March 5, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note2"></a><a href="#note2back">[2]</a>: <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/05/AR2010030501764.html">&quot;Rep. Frank questions safety of Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac investments&quot;</a>, by Zachary A. Goldfarb, <em>Washington Post</em>, March 5, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note3"></a><a href="#note3back">[3]</a>: <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSWBT01369320100305">&quot;U.S. Treasury says stands behind Fannie, Freddie&quot;</a>, <em>Reuters</em>, March 5, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note4"></a><a href="#note4back">[4]</a>: <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0523968020100305">&quot;U.S. Rep. Frank causes stir in mortgage markets&quot;</a>, by Corbett B. Daly, <em>Reuters</em>, March 5, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note5"></a><a href="#note5back">[5]</a>: <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/35726088">&quot;Frank Agrees US Should Back Fannie, Freddie Debt&quot;</a>, <em>Reuters / CNBC</em>, March 3, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Q-Bomb: Fannie&#8217;s On-Balance-Sheet Loans Surged 900 Percent on Jan 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Effective Jan. 1, 2010, Fannie Mae brought an additional $2.4 trillion of its guaranty book of business on to the balance sheet under SFAS 166/167. // Therefore, Fannie Mae expects to reflect approximately 18 million loans on its books compared with approximately two million loans as of Dec. 31, 2009. Management estimates that the cumulative [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>Effective Jan. 1, 2010, Fannie Mae <strong>brought an additional $2.4 trillion of its guaranty book of business on to the balance sheet</strong> under SFAS 166/167. // Therefore, Fannie Mae <strong>expects to reflect approximately 18 million loans on its books compared with approximately two million loans as of Dec. 31, 2009</strong>. Management estimates that the cumulative effect of adopting FAS 166/167 <strong>will boost its net worth by $2 billion to $4 billion</strong> in its first-quarter 2010 results.</em></span></span> &#8211; S&amp;P<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>This story arc gets weirder every day.&nbsp; So on Xmas eve Timmy lifts the cap on aid to the GSEs for the next three years.&nbsp; One week later that&#39;s &quot;eight maids a milking&quot; in case you&#39;re keeping count <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  , Fannie winds up all its QSPE trust funds.&nbsp; Of the nominal nearly 2-and-a-half terabucks that lands on its balance sheet, about 0.083% of it is added to the Enterprise&#39;s net worth &#8212; <strong><em>which doubles it</em></strong>.</p>
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<p><strong>UPDATE (3/7):</strong> HuffyPo&#39;s got a fascinating article<sup><a name="note2back"></a><a href="#note2">2</a></sup> which starts off a bit suspiciously with a couple of the talking points from the above, but then redeems itself with a comprehensive Cook&#39;s Tour of some key points of the crisis to now.</p>
<blockquote><p>Stop! Hold the phone. What this statement indicates is that Fannie Mae, the largest mortgage company in the entire world, was holding <em>eight times</em> the amount of mortgages off-book than it had on-book.</p></blockquote>
<p>And indeed I stand corrected, <strong>the title should have quoted <em>800</em> percent, not 900.</strong> (I <em>must</em> be a genuine mathematician to do something like that <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
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<p>Must be comforting for the GSEs that the Treasury&#39;s got their backs on this one.&nbsp; Obviously they&#39;re the world&#39;s worst offenders on this kind of exposure, but just about every large financial institution used these sorts of vehicles to juice risk up during The Great Moderation.&nbsp; If <em>everyone</em> had pulled the 166/167 plug on New Years Day it&#39;s entirely possible that enough financial dominoes could have fallen over to have taken the whole private system with it due to the resulting counterparty chaos.</p>
<p>Funny how there&#39;s so little MSM chatter on consolidation &#8230;</p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0216215020100302">&quot;TEXT: S&amp;P comments on Fannie Mae earnings report&quot;</a>, <em>Reuters &#8211; source: S&amp;P</em>, February 2, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note2"></a><a href="#note2back">[2]</a>: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/garrett-johnson/the-biggest-financial-bai_b_488394.html">&quot;The Biggest Financial Bailout of Them All&quot;</a>, by Garrett Johnson, <em>Huffington Post</em>, March 6, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Agency Debt Undisambiguation Required Immediately</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; [Bill Gross] continued that if core sovereigns such as the U.S., Germany, U.K., and Japan &#34;absorb&#34; more credit risk, then their credit spreads and yields should look more and more like the markets that they guarantee. &#8211; WSJ1
The Treasury&#39;s strategy of postponing any substantive announcements concerning Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac until at least [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>&#8230; [Bill Gross] continued that if core sovereigns such as the U.S., Germany, U.K., and Japan &quot;absorb&quot; more credit risk, then their credit spreads and yields should look more and more like the markets that they guarantee.</em></span></span> &#8211; WSJ<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>The Treasury&#39;s strategy of postponing any substantive announcements concerning Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac until at least &#39;11 combined with Congressional dithering on the future of US mortgage finance has failed utterly to generate an adequate level of confusion.&nbsp; Markets are wringing unambiguity out of the continuing silence and now regard the top tiers of America&#39;s debt structure to be converging, so that an explicit guarantee on agencies is nearly a <em>fait accompli</em>.</p>
<p>Business Insider notes<sup><a name="note2back"></a><a href="#note2">2</a></sup> that this month&#39;s Pimco letter is a milestone on this dangerous road to clarity.</p>
<blockquote><p>What&#39;s happening, according to Mr. Gross, is that government bonds are starting to look just like corporate bonds, rather than existing on some privileged less-risky peer as in the past. &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Now more than ever, the legislative, executive, heck maybe even judicial branches need to get on the job and do something inscrutable.&nbsp; Real Estate&#39;s new mantra? <em>Obfuscate! Obfuscate! Obfuscate!</em></p>
<p>Doom recently posted on Rep. Frank <a href="http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/26/the-baddest-banks/">delaying for another 3 weeks what would have been today&#39;s hearings on the future of the GSEs</a> to take everyone on the road to MA for an urgently required investigation into commercial fishing.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Cod_of_Massachusetts"><img alt="" height="101" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/300px-The_Sacred_Cod_of_Massachusetts[1].jpg" width="150" /></a></p>
<p>Apparently we aren&#39;t the only ones who noticed &#8230; <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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	<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/filming_of_congressional_reality?utm_source=videoembed">Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting</a></p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20100301-707127.html?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines">&quot;Pimco&#39;s Gross: Govt Debt Creation Creating &#39;Unicredit&#39; Bond Mkt&quot;</a>, by Joan E. Solsman, <em>Wall Street Journal</em>, March 1, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note2"></a><a href="#note2back">[2]</a>: <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/gross-markets-will-soon-discover-how-sovereign-nations-can-go-bust-just-like-companies-2010-3">&quot;Bill Gross: Markets Will Soon Discover How Sovereign Nations Can Go Bust Just Like Companies&quot;</a>, by Vincent Fernando, <em>Business Insider</em>, March 1, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Thou shalt make thy mortgage payment, Ltd.</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/25/thou-shalt-make-thy-mortgage-payment-ltd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps our best hope is to be found in the observation that most Americans still find something morally repugnant in strategic defaults, and in the evidence that our collective willingness to set aside our moral convictions may be held in check if enough people remember the Ten Commandments at the right moment and think: Thou [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>Perhaps our best hope is to be found in the observation that most Americans still find something morally repugnant in strategic defaults, and in the evidence <strong>that our collective willingness to set aside our moral convictions may be held in check if enough people remember the Ten Commandments at the right moment</strong> and think: Thou shalt make thy mortgage payment.</em></span></span> &#8211; Kevin Hassett<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dow-36-000-Strategy-Profiting/dp/0609806998"><img alt="" height="240" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/51K1AZEFSKL__BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_[1].jpg" width="240" /></a></p>
<p>Click the pic to go to the Amazon &amp; the following info (you can&#39;t make this stuff up):</p>
<blockquote><p>3 new from $30.00 &#8230; 22 used from $0.95 &#8230; 1 collectible from $5.00<br />
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<p>	<img alt="" height="292" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/dow36k-alsobuys.gif" width="994" /></p></blockquote>
<p>AEI Senior Fellow Kevin Hassett&#39;s article<sup>1</sup> and it&#39;s tortured logic is a must-read.&nbsp; All I&#39;ve got to say is that the academic research community has some pretty weird ideas about this issue.&nbsp; Fortunately Igor&#39;s got a secret survey that suggests 71.07 percent of underwater subprime and Alt-A borrowers also own the above 1999 classic which Hassett co-authored with retired US propaganda chief James K. Glassman so it&#39;s pretty unlikely they,<sup><a name="note2back"></a><a href="#note2">2</a></sup> at least, would ever be able to get their heads around anything as complicated as &quot;strategic default&quot; to begin with <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>But that being said we really don&#39;t have to worry that there will be massive amounts of unforced jingle mail from private persons.&nbsp; The <em>moment</em> the authorities suspect that such a trend is in the offing every feuding party within America&#39;s establishment will come together and squelch it faster than you can say &quot;Federal Recourse Standards Act of 2010.&quot;</p>
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<p><strong>UPDATE (2/26):</strong> And if you think I&#39;m just whistling Dixie here, check out this article<sup><a name="note4back"></a><a href="#note4">4</a></sup> that comes out of the American Enterprise Institute (indeed the charts it uses come right out of <a href="http://housingdoom.com/vi-h/">Sub VI Hotel</a>, so perhaps I should scurry off to the dungeon and continue working on the thing <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<blockquote><p>Almost all Canadian mortgages are &ldquo;full recourse&rdquo; loans, meaning that the borrower remains fully responsible for the mortgage even in the case of foreclosure. If a bank in Canada forecloses on a home with negative equity, it can file a deficiency judgment against the borrower, which allows it to attach the borrower&rsquo;s other assets and even take legal action to garnish the borrower&rsquo;s future wages. In the United States, we have a mix of recourse and non-recourse laws that vary by state, but even in recourse states, the use of deficiency judgments to attach assets and garnish wages is infrequent. <strong>The full recourse feature of Canadian mortgages results in more responsible borrowing, fewer delinquencies, and significantly fewer foreclosures than in the United States.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>Wow, but it&#39;s getting tough out there. This<sup><a name="note5back"></a><a href="#note5">5</a></sup> just in from a MarketWatch RE agony column.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Q:</strong> &#8230; Where did I go wrong? I want to move on with my life but this property is not letting me to do so. <span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);">[reader moved from MI to AR in &#39;08, hasn&#39;t sold MI house]</span> I have contacted a number of real estate professionals, attorneys and lenders for possible loss mitigation options. The options are uncharted waters for me and very scary with no clear definition of the consequences. I am in desperate need for your help and direction.<br />
	<strong>A:</strong>&#8230; As you suspect, though, the consequences are rather grave, whichever path you choose. Your credit record is going to take a severe hit, not to mention your psyche. So before you do anything, I suggest you speak with a certified housing counselor about your situation. &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8230; but on the other hand, Tyler noted<sup><a name="note6back"></a><a href="#note6">6</a></sup> today (hat tip twist) that the Administration is threatening to give the lenders no recourse whatsoever, not even allowing them to pull the plug.&nbsp; Is there no middle ground?&nbsp; John Ryskamp, I know you&#39;re out there somewhere.&nbsp; Whatever you&#39;re doing, <em>could you please just cut it out?</em></p>
<blockquote><p>Yesterday it was announced that the government is taking the first step in a plan to virtually ban foreclosures &#8211; a step that can only be classified as capital markets suicide. &#8230;</p></blockquote>
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<p>The real problem comes when tens of millions of sheep wake up and realize that their moral convictions are being exploited by a financial elite that itself has none.<sup><a name="note3back"></a><a href="#note3">3</a></sup></p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.aei.org/article/101690">&quot;Mortgage Morality&quot;</a>, by Kevin Hassett, <em>National Review</em>, pub date March 8, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note2"></a><a href="#note2back">[2]</a>: grammar error noted and retained</p>
<p><a name="note3"></a><a href="#note3back">[3]</a>: big thank-you to Doom reader arizonaslim who notes that, indeed, that last bit echos the famous U of A paper cited in twist&#39;s Guy Fawkes Day post <a href="http://housingdoom.com/2009/11/05/the-cost-of-not-walking-away-from-an-underwater-mortgage/">&quot;The Cost Of Not Walking Away From An Underwater Mortgage.&quot;</a></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);">[twist is quoting from U Arizona Professor Brent T. White&#39;s &quot;Underwater and Not Walking Away: Shame, Fear and the Social Management of the Housing Crisis&quot; -- link to PDF paper in the post, from the WSJ, appears to be bad; there&#39;s a good once hosted by the Sacbee <a href="http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/real_estate/SSRN-id1494467.pdf">here</a>]</span> &quot;&#8230; In the case of lender-borrower behavior, however, there is a clear imbalance in placing personal responsibility on the borrower to honor their &ldquo;promise to pay&rdquo; in order to relieve the lender of their agreement to take back the home in lieu of payment. Given lenders generally superior knowledge and understanding of both mortgage instruments and valuation of real estate, <strong>it seems only fair to hold them to the benefit of their bargain.</strong> &#8230;&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p><a name="note4"></a><a href="#note4back">[4]</a>: <a href="http://www.american.com/archive/2010/february/due-north-canadas-marvelous-mortgage-and-banking-system">&quot;Due North: Canada&rsquo;s Marvelous Mortgage and Banking System&quot;</a>, by Mark J. Perry, <em>The American</em>, February 26, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note5"></a><a href="#note5back">[5]</a>: <a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/story/tough-choices-in-a-plummeting-housing-market-2010-02-26">&quot;Moving on: Tough choices in a plummeting housing market&quot;</a>, by Lew Sichelman, <em>MarketWatch</em>, February 26, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note6"></a><a href="#note6back">[6]</a>: <a href="http://www.zerohedge.com/article/short-and-sweet-upcoming-foreclosure-ban-lenders-now-have-no-rights">&quot;The Short And Sweet On The Upcoming Foreclosure Ban: &#39;Lenders Now Have No Rights&#39; &quot;</a>, by Tyler Durden, <em>ZeroHedge</em>, February 26, 2010.</p>
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		<title>But Where Are The Dancing Banner Ads?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[U.S. mortgage rates dropped for a second consecutive week, remaining below 5.0 percent, a key level that may boost home loan demand, a closely watched mortgage survey showed on Thursday. // The lowest mortgage rates in decades and high affordability helped the hard-hit housing market find some footing last year after a three-year slump. Attractive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em><strong>U.S. mortgage rates dropped for a second consecutive week</strong>, remaining below 5.0 percent, <strong>a key level that may boost home loan demand</strong>, a closely watched mortgage survey showed on Thursday. // The <strong>lowest mortgage rates in decades </strong>and <strong>high affordability</strong> helped the hard-hit housing market find some footing last year after a three-year slump. <strong>Attractive rates bode well for the housing market</strong>, &#8230;</em></span></span> &#8211; Reuters<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>I suppose this present frantic optimism will continue, at least as long as the Administration keeps stimulating and the Fed continues with ZIRP.&nbsp; But there&#39;s one thing I find a bit off about this bout of happy &#8230; I&#39;m not seeing nearly as many silly little figures promoting those historically low rates on my screen as at the peak of the bubble.&nbsp; So we ask &#8212; have other Doomers noticed this too?</p>
<p>This mortgage ad &quot;re-mix&quot; was uploaded to YouTube on 7/14 &#39;07, a bit more than a half year into the subprime crisis, and half way between the Bear hedge funds blowing (<a href="http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Two_large_Bear_Stearns_hedge_funds__06202007.html">6/20</a>) and Coventree freezing (<a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=aXEP80LXOQuk&amp;refer=home">around 8/13</a>, that is, the start of the credit crunch).</p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1835835620100218">&quot;US mortgage rates drop 2nd straight week-Freddie Mac&quot;</a>, by Julie Haviv, <em>Reuters</em>, February 18, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day from Doom North</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; Last year, on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year&#39;s Eve, New Year&#39;s Day, Zero Hedge was spitting out stories like an unemployed, single, Canadian atheist. &#8230; &#8211; ZeroHedge1
Looks like twist will just have to make due with a retired, 30+years-married presbyterian maritimer, but you get the idea  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>&#8230; Last year, on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year&#39;s Eve, New Year&#39;s Day, Zero Hedge was spitting out stories <strong>like an unemployed, single, Canadian atheist</strong>. &#8230;</em></span></span> &#8211; ZeroHedge<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>Looks like twist will just have to make due with <strong>a retired, 30+years-married presbyterian maritimer</strong>, but you get the idea <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Doom isn&#39;t all we do up here, though.&nbsp; Later today we&#39;re getting together for a concert,<sup><a name="note2back"></a><a href="#note2">2</a></sup> heavy on the schmaltz for the occasion but sprinkled with a few spine-tinglers like the Mitchell / Jeffers SATB <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJIYZkfHkFs">&quot;I Have Had Singing,&quot;</a>&nbsp; a choral arrangement (different from this one) of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV05CrUOaoc">&quot;Go, Lassie, Go.&quot;</a> and the Michael Larkin arrangement of &quot;He&#39;s Goin&#39; Away,&quot; a beautiful Appalachian folk tune.</p>
<p>I found an excerpt of the &#39;08 version of the concert (before I joined up &#8212; Alan Manchester anchoring the basses, that must have been cool), when Allen was still leading the group.&nbsp; Doomer&#39;s may recall <a href="http://housingdoom.com/2008/12/04/power-is-illusion-money-is-trash-music-is-forever-thank-you/">the haiku</a> I posted late that year after he died overnight, as it happens just hours after a memorably upbeat rehearsal.</p>
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<p>If you&#39;re near Halifax you shouldn&#39;t miss the opportunity, especially as Mrs. M managed to talk me through the making of a pretty decent plate of chocolate fudge that we&#39;re contributing for the refreshment time.&nbsp; But try calling the number in the following details first before you go, this year&#39;s version was nearly sold out when I checked last.</p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.zerohedge.com/article/introducing-zero-hedge-ombudswoman">&quot;Introducing: The Zero Hedge Ombuds(wo)man&quot;</a>, by Marla Singer, <em>ZeroHedge</em>, February 13, 2010.</p>
<p><a name="note2"></a><a href="#note2back">[2]</a>: <a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1167064.html">&quot;Arts Brief&quot;</a>, <em>Halifax Chronicle-Herald</em>, February 11, 2010.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Chebucto Singers play Sweet Serenade</strong></p>
<p>	The Chebucto Community Singers present Sweet Serenade Sunday, 2:30 p.m., at the McInnes Room, Dalhousie Student Union Building, Halifax.</p>
<p>	Under its new director, Louise Grinstead, with Susan MacKinnon at the piano, John DeWolf on bass and Huntley Blair on drums, the choir will present a variety of easy listening music.</p>
<p>	Special guests will be Souvenir Dance Ensemble from the Maritime Conservatory, directed by Helen Labartkava and specializing in Polish, Russian and Ukranian dances.</p>
<p>	Desserts will be available during intermission.</p>
<p>	Tickets, $15, are available from choir members. For information, call 445-5768.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>CME Crisis: You Can&#8217;t Turn Back The Croc</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/11/cme-crisis-you-cant-turn-back-the-croc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feb. 11 (Bloomberg) &#8212; Commercial real estate loans have the potential to go sour and wreck the U.S. economy unless regulators prepare now, according to a report today from a watchdog Congress created for the government&#8217;s financial bailout program. &#8211; BL1
&#8230; potential my right-only DSK, Elizabeth.&#160; Anyone who&#39;s followed Dow / WSJ ace Lingling Wei [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>Feb. 11 (Bloomberg) &#8212; Commercial real estate loans <strong>have the potential</strong> to go sour and wreck the U.S. economy unless regulators <strong>prepare now</strong>, according to a report today from a watchdog Congress created for the government&rsquo;s financial bailout program.</em></span></span> &#8211; BL<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p><em>&#8230; potential</em> my right-only DSK, Elizabeth.&nbsp; Anyone who&#39;s followed Dow / WSJ ace Lingling Wei with any attention over the last year is all too aware that the ticking is already clearly audible from Manhattan itself.</p>
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<p>As they always say at the hurricane center, <em>preparations to protect life and property should already have been completed.</em></p>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601206&amp;sid=adAZXsczStfc">&quot;TARP Watchdog Says Commercial Real Estate Loans Pose Danger&quot;</a>, by Rebecca Christie, <em>Bloomberg</em>, February 11, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Crack of Doom: First in War, First in Peace &amp; Durn&#8217;d Near First in the Alphabet</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/08/crack-of-doom-first-in-war-first-in-peace-durnd-near-first-in-the-alphabet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8212; Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said Sunday that the U.S. wasn&#39;t in danger of losing its triple-A bond rating, in the wake of a warning from Moody&#39;s Investors Services about the U.S.&#39;s treasury-bond rating. &#8211; WSJ1
Meet the Treasury Department&#39;s secret weapon &#8230;


Long as you keep up that membership on the limo, Tim, you&#39;re golden&#160; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><em>WASHINGTON &#8212; Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said Sunday that the U.S. wasn&#39;t in danger of losing its triple-A bond rating, in the wake of a warning from Moody&#39;s Investors Services about the U.S.&#39;s treasury-bond rating.</em></span></span> &#8211; WSJ<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p>Meet the Treasury Department&#39;s secret weapon &#8230;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.aaa.com/"><img alt="" height="317" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/501px-AAA_logo_svg[1].png" width="501" /></a></p>
<p>Long as you keep up that membership on the limo, Tim, you&#39;re golden&nbsp; <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703427704575051192374232722.html?mod=WSJ_WorldMarketsRIGHTMoreInMarkets">&quot;Geithner: U.S. Won&#39;t Lose Triple-A Bond Rating&quot;</a>, Judith Burns, <em>Wall Street Journal</em>, February 7, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Google Groundhog Day</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/05/google-groundhog-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<title>Public Scrutiny for G7 Finance Ministers? They&#8217;ll have Nunavut</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/05/public-scrutiny-for-g7-finance-ministers-theyll-have-nunavut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Flaherty can serve seal heart to his buddies all day, and Greenpeace will never know  
Plus, they&#39;ll all come back with the answer to that eternal riddle &#8212; What colour was the bear?
Astute Doomers will note that the south coast of Baffin Island is actually 2 degrees (C) warmer than Doom North this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jim Flaherty can serve seal heart to his buddies all day, and Greenpeace will never know <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Plus, they&#39;ll all come back with the answer to that eternal riddle &#8212; <a href="http://www.jimloy.com/puzz/bear.htm">What colour was the bear?</a></p>
<p>Astute Doomers will note that the south coast of Baffin Island is actually 2 degrees (C) <em>warmer</em> than Doom North this morning &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/canada_e.html"><img alt="" height="568" src="http://housingdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/weather-can-05Feb10.gif" width="637" /></a></p>
<p>&#8230; and look where&#39;s the only place in the country above (well above <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  ) freezing. That&#39;s what happens when you turn governance over to the Conservative-Reform Alliance Party &#8230;</p>
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<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> I just can&#39;t shake the feeling that our government is simply playing an elaborate practical joke on the rest of the world.&nbsp; This from a story in the Globe &amp; Mail.<sup><a name="note1back"></a><a href="#note1">1</a></sup></p>
<blockquote><p>[Canadian Finance Minister] Mr. Flaherty spoke in front of a lit gas fireplace in a hotel nightspot with a white polar bear hide on the wall behind him. Above him, caribou antler chandeliers added to the image of an informal retreat setting that Mr. Flaherty has advocated.</p></blockquote>
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<p><a name="note1"></a><a href="#note1back">[1]</a>: <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/informal-setting-will-help-g7-reach-consensus-flaherty-contends/article1458050/">&quot;Informal setting will help G7 reach consensus, Flaherty contends&quot;</a>, by Bill Curry and Kevin Carmichael, <em>Toronto Globe &amp; Mail</em>, February 5, 2010.</p>
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		<title>Fun With Edmund Pevensie&#8217;s Anima</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/04/fun-with-edmund-pevensies-anima/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<title>Freddie Mac Not A &#8220;Value-Seeking Investor&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/02/02/freddie-mac-not-a-value-seeking-investor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>twist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought Doomers might appreciate a little humor this morning.&#160; Mike Dawson, a V.P. at Freddie Mac had me in stitches over this one:

WASHINGTON, Feb 1 (Reuters) &#8211; The $5 trillion market for U.S. agency mortgage-backed securities should be able to weather the scheduled end of Federal Reserve purchases as value-seeking investors fill the void, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought Doomers might appreciate a little humor this morning.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0120788820100201?type=marketsNews" target="_blank">Mike Dawson, a V.P. at Freddie Mac had me in stitches over this one:</a></p>
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<p><em>WASHINGTON, Feb 1 (Reuters) &#8211; The $5 trillion market for U.S. agency mortgage-backed securities should be able to weather the scheduled end of Federal Reserve purchases as value-seeking investors fill the void, a Freddie Mac executive said on Monday.</em></p>
<p><em>Those investors could include Freddie Mac, which has room to increase its $755 billion portfolio, Mike Dawson, a vice president of deal and contract management at Freddie Mac, told reporters at an American Securitization Forum conference.</em></p>
<p><em>&quot;I don&#39;t see huge changes out there other than a little spread widening,&quot; he said, referring to yields on MBS relative to benchmark securities.<span id="more-6655"></span></em></p>
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<p>Freddie Mac is a <strong><em>value-seeking investor</em></strong>?&nbsp; That must be why the administration lifted the $400 billion cap on funds available to the GSEs on Christmas Eve- so they could go out seeking great values in MBS. Right.</p>
<p>It doesn&#39;t get much funnier than that.</p>
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		<title>Say What?? 10 Totally Baffling Doom Sidebar Stories</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/01/28/say-what-10-totally-baffling-doom-sidebar-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Igor and I have been digging through the archives and hereby present our Housing Doom Top Ten List of digs we&#39;re, well, not quite sure why we perpetrated on our readers  
10 &#8212; Bank of America sued for gender bias over bonuses, Reuters 6/25 &#39;09
9 &#8212; High Interest Rates Encourage Housing Speculation, Scoop (NZ), [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Igor and I have been digging through the archives and hereby present our <strong>Housing Doom Top Ten List</strong> of digs we&#39;re, well, not quite sure <em>why</em> we perpetrated on our readers <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">10 &#8212; <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2528460720090625">Bank of America sued for gender bias over bonuses</a>, Reuters 6/25 &#39;09</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">9 &#8212; <a href="http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0704/S00415.htm">High Interest Rates Encourage Housing Speculation</a>, Scoop (NZ), 4/24 &#39;07</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">8 &#8212; <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20100118-702707.html?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines">Swiss Re In CHF1.3B US Life Block Sale To Berkshire</a>, WSJ 1/18 &#39;10</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">7 &#8212; <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/11/business/11leonhardt.html?_r=2&amp;hp&amp;oref=login">Can&rsquo;t Sell Your Home? Maybe It&rsquo;s Priced Too Low</a>, NYT 7/11 &#39;07</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">6 &#8212; <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/05/14/freddie-mac-losses-markets-equity-cx_md_0514markets30.html">&quot;Re-jiggered accounting methods gave Freddie Mac a boost Wednesday when investors rallied over better-than-expected losses&quot;</a>, Forbes 5/14 &#39;08</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">5 &#8212; <a href="http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=cc61d47e-11f8-404a-89b4-1a87f5e9dd3a&amp;k=68669">Cooling U.S. economy good for Canadian housing market</a>, CanWest 9/16 &#39;06</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">4 &#8212; <a href="http://www.smartbrief.com/news/cfa/storyDetails.jsp?issueid=BE114450-57A0-4A50-940B-F62829EB6FEC&amp;copyid=19EF8272-FAF5-4336-8425-87C1D473EB7B">Barclays Capital to charter ships to move commodities</a>, SmartBrief 4/26 &#39;08</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">3 &#8212; <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=auoPV7.guphQ&amp;refer=home">Ambac Rises as Bond Insurers Try to Tap Treasury Plan</a>, Bloomberg 10/17 &#39;08</p>
<p style="margin-left: 40px;">2 &#8212; <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=aDe2IcgvIIQI&amp;refer=home">Bank of America Says &lsquo;Thank Goodness&rsquo; for Countrywide</a>, Bloomberg 3/13 &#39;09</p>
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<p style="margin-left: 40px;">1 &#8212; <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/cwire/2010/01/28/28climatewire-sec-issues-climate-risk-guidance-despite-tou-27171.html">SEC Issues Climate-Risk Guidance Despite Tough Political Environment</a>, NYT 1/28 &#39;10</p>
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		<title>Weather Doom Comes To San Diego</title>
		<link>http://housingdoom.com/2010/01/21/weather-doom-comes-to-san-diego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Graupel? What&#39;s graupel?&#160; and is it just me, or did I just read &#34;Rob McKenna&#39;s All Weather Haulage&#34; on the side of that truck?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Graupel? What&#39;s graupel?</em>&nbsp; and is it just me, or did I just read <em>&quot;Rob McKenna&#39;s All Weather Haulage&quot;</em> on the side of that truck?</p>
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<p>Maybe we should start practicing <em>positive thinking</em> or something for a while, at least while we&#39;re traveling <img src='http://housingdoom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>I&#39;m in &quot;sunny&quot; San Diego, <a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/jan/21/week-wet-weather-may-get-even-weirder/" target="_blank">and this is what the paper said we might expect today:</a></p>
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<p><em>Besides heavy rain and thunderstorms soaking the flatlands, snow blanketing the mountains and 12- to 18-foot waves battering the beaches, today could bring waterspouts, tornadoes, hail <strong>and the rarely seen graupel</strong>, which forms when supercooled water droplets coat snowflakes.</em></p>
<p><em>The latest weather system also could be accompanied by the lowest barometric pressure ever measured in San Diego, signaling the potential for an intense storm.</em></p>
<p><em>All along the coast, winds could approach 60 mph</em>.</p>
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<p>I&#39;ve never even heard of graupel, but thought I&#39;d better look it up in case it melted cars or something.&nbsp; Here&#39;s what the stuff looks like:</p>
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<p>It doesn&#39;t look like it will melt cars, but this Arizona girl is gonna drive SLOW today, no matter what kind of precipitation is out there!</p>
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